Seriously…

How did my family even live with me like this?  I mean really.

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I am wise.  You must heed my warnings.

I am wise. You must heed my warnings.

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I'm bored. Let's DO THIS!

X Games consume me

X GAMES. I have become obsessed with skating again. I learned how to skate on a kool-aid man deck…back when collecting kool-aid points was helpful. At some point in high school my ankles decided that skating wasn’t in the cards. Buzzkill. But I had moved on to volleyball anyway so I wasn’t devastated.

Now I don’t skate and I don’t play volleyball so when either are on tv, I am hooked.

Today is day 3 of the X Games. Sandro Dias is way hot. And his website is in spanish…hott. He sort of sucked in the Men’s Skateboard Vert Finals but he made the finals..on the bubble but still! He did well before the finals. Shaun White sort of blew the finals though. Didn’t fall til finals then fell a bunch but nailed the armadillo so yeah..bronze.

Who wants to hit the skate park?

PS I’m on vacation and I had the chance to actually GO to the X Games, apparently Audrina from the Hills was there…I know this because my bff stalked her. Normal.

Passwords are becoming too hard.

Have you signed up for things lately? All of a sudden passwords need to be 8 characters with numbers and letters and I CAN’T REMEMBER THIS MANY PASSWORDS. Then I have to have them send the password to my email address so I can remember that they made me angry when trying to sign up so I made up something I clearly will never remeber because I am using random letters and words so that I can’t be hacked.

Someone let me have my 6 word password. I don’t care if you, computer generated bastard, think my password is weak. I WANT THE SAME PASSWORD FOR MULTIPLE THINGS BECAUSE I CAN’T REMEMBER 7000 PASSWORDS.

the end.

Someday. I’ll have that.

K-Rockathon was sick.  Thanks to everyone who made it an amazing day and by far one of the coolest things i have ever done.

I am pretty stoked about friday’s Thriving Ivory In Store at Best Buy.  Why?  Cause I think this band is gonna be the next fucking Matchbox 20.  Crazy talented.  Now why would a rock jock care about someone like Matchbox 20?  The same reason Goo Goo Dolls are big in Buffalo.  Goos were a fucking punk band.  And now…”Slide” doesn’t make me want to mosh.

Bands grow and change and I think that this band is going to evolve into something amazing.  And I am proud to be at the cusp.

That being said, COME TO THE BEST BUY AT CAROUSEL FRIDAY AT 5 FOR A FREE PERFORMANCE AND SIGNING BY THRIVING IVORY!

Bedtime.

Someday.  I will.

I bought a hat.

Last year for the first DFB I got a great straw hat. It is festive and it is officially my DFB hat. Now I feel like K-Rockathon needs a hat. So I have been searching. And while the DFB hat was much more organic-I liked it, bought it and decided it was perfect for said event, the K-Rockathon hat is much more calculated.

Tomorrow after the ty radio program, I will be heading out to the illustrious scene of the premeditated crime aka Weedsport Speedway for K-Rockathon set up bonanza. I am thinking of test driving the hat as its going to be hot as balls and I don’t want to die.

Ok that was a lot of me being a girl. Sorry about that. I’ll go shotgun a beer and eat a turkey leg…ps I am watching Sportscenter so I think that means I am not totally in girl mode.

Wanna see my tan lines?

I was outsite a lot yesterday.  Giving out free gas and talking up Universe Cell and Dish helped me achieve the sexiest god damn farmers tan on this side of the Mississippi.  Try not to be too jealous.

Today was supposed to be hot and delicious and Tiff and I were going to hit Sylvan for a little cancer by the lake.  Well clearly the monsoon made that impossible so I still have tan o’ farm’er.

The good news is that I did jack today instead of beaching.  I pretended to do laundry and dishes like a good bachlorette housewife in training.  Keyword pretend.

In conclusion- BRAVES WON 12-3!

Itchy feet

I hate bug bites.  I thought I had done well.  I wore my “OFF.”  I wore long jeans and long sleeves and all that stuff mom always said to do.  Yet my feet, they were sandaled.

Last night I had the worst sleep ever because my feet were covered in mosquito bites.  Thing is, they were from FRIDAY!  Where have them been hiding?!  Why now?  Why me?

I am a tasty treat for all to enjoy in bugworld.

Firestarter

I convinced my friend to put a firepit in her new backyard at her new house.  I am pretty sure that is the greatest thing I have done all year.  Had a great time lighting things and sitting by them.  Made smores and cooked over the fire as well.  Discovered a decent amount of new delicious adult beverages.  Good work.  Go Me!

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