Wanna see my tan lines?

I was outsite a lot yesterday.  Giving out free gas and talking up Universe Cell and Dish helped me achieve the sexiest god damn farmers tan on this side of the Mississippi.  Try not to be too jealous.

Today was supposed to be hot and delicious and Tiff and I were going to hit Sylvan for a little cancer by the lake.  Well clearly the monsoon made that impossible so I still have tan o’ farm’er.

The good news is that I did jack today instead of beaching.  I pretended to do laundry and dishes like a good bachlorette housewife in training.  Keyword pretend.

In conclusion- BRAVES WON 12-3!